NATO presents:
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* LOADING SMACK v1.0.0 *
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Initialising Military Program

Please wait while we prepare your mission briefing.

5 seconds remaining...

Mission Briefing Ready!

Breathaliser Test

Before we can give you the mission briefing,
we need to make sure who you are.

Press the button below
and follow the instructions precisely:

Take a deep breath

Get ready to blow on the screen

Blow muppet, blow!

Yooo!

With your mouth,
not your ass!

Did you brush your teeth with cat piss?!

Our systems say you are the perfect guy for our mission though.

Now that we know who you are, we can proceed with your mission briefing.